Stakhanovism of the past. Perhaps best crochet
The gentle maiden nella foto - di cui potete apprezzarne i morbidi lineamenti e quel sorriso magistralmente celato sotto quell’aria da leggiadro Pittbull mescolata con quello di certe maliarde spagnole la notte prima della corrida – si chiama Manuela Terracciano.
La sua biografia ufficiale la vede, sin dalla tenera età di 7 anni, impegnata fattivamente a lavorare nell’azienda di famiglia… e questo a scapito di una sana educazione religiosa che le avrebbe consentito di girare il mondo a cavallo di una paio di comodissime infradito in pelle.
Le cronache del tempo la immortalano, 8 anni dopo, per le vie dei Quartieri spagnoli alla ricerca di una buona estetista capace di eliminare dal suo volto quella sottospecie di manubrio di folte eyebrows and that set of counterfeit designer bags at the base of the eye. You know, working on never taking a moment he goes to meet annoying blemishes including obesity psychosomatic level A (Aridaglie magnificent as my little one!)
past the age-old question of schools, the saccharine Manu is convinced by his father (behind lavish pocket money) to enter the holding Chez Mariano, initially as a simple secretary officer to the switchboard and the disappearance of an impressive number of pastarelle the tray break-lounge.
Soon, thanks to the innate qualities of forced persuasion, began to prefer more activity, say, female, including the transcription of SMS in linguaggio cifrato, passando – in men che non si dica - al settore “pizzini & intimidazioni”; settore certamente più confacente a quel suo prodigioso talento creativo, ma soprattutto alla sue mise da camionista incazzata nonché a quell’aria da bava alla bocca circondata da orecchie, naso e bocca.
Grazie al suo indomito spirito di sacrificio e agli straordinari risultati di performance, nel 2005 - a soli 19 anni - viene premiata dalla Repubblica Italiana quale Cavaliere del lavoro per aver organizzato la più grande campagna intimidatoria per la regione Campania e per aver consegnato personalmente più di 1500 pizzini nell’arco di 24 ore, saltando a piè pari colazione, pranzo e dinner. When you say female self-denial!
A year later, caught by the divine fire for mis-knowledge (in the South no one know anything about anything) is part of the Faculty of Arts, University Federico II, peremptorily deciding to send fuck the philosophy and focus only on letters: letters blackmail, threatening letters, letters to the plastic Christmas, letters of dismissal and white philology obituary. Imagine, within a couple of months he wrote at least five hundred, some of which have entered the history of the Pulitzer Prize. Here is the most famous: "Today has failed Furfarielli Pasquale, known to the underworld by the nickname O 'Previdente. The relatives and friends all remember him for one of its best I do not believe in an afterlife, however, always carry spare underwear with me. "
Last year, bored by the pace too slow and the routine operation begins to move towards a new renaissance that will see training in the field "use and misuse of weapons." Salvatore Papa could not desire better fate for his "uagliuncella and dad."
However, despite the good intentions of joining a very prestigious job profile, the whole operation sinking miserably, and this mainly because of wrong choice of the weapon. You know, The weapon has always been the preserve of women and she, to avoid possible charges with the justice system, it decided to get a job at Circque du soleiel tasks pitcher with knives, actively contributing to the extinction of all whore-all- thighs-and-tits-moulin-rouge-style purposely to keep from making a firm target. And so, between a funeral and another, decides to throw himself headlong into the lap of firearms.
The days pass quickly, the months and seasons follow one another so electrifying in robberies, murders and score-settling, and our Manu-hearted (she hated the pain ... This was specialized in the "coup de grace" the neck), despite indications of marksmanship, stops a moment to practice at the shooting range. It is rumored that should spend no less than 14/15 hours between profiles of paper and human subjects. Strange to say, however, does not feel fully realized. We women, we all know, we gently complicated, more and more excited ... let it be! In short, he feels that there is still one final step to achieving dell'agognata perfection ... and then she would be happy. As blame her? And besides it's too easy to hit a sitting target ... in short, and it takes?!
His dream was in fact hit the target without taking aim ... not easy to do, you will agree? But
One day, fate decided to run towards.
Naples, in December 2008. Preparations were preparing for the new year, and a group of mothers - tired of being sodomized by their husbands for free, even during religious holidays - devised a Machiavellian plan: call a "love strike" against those mascalzoncelli that would have disfigured the air on January 1 with a series of Chinese firecrackers not even good for blowing up a heart condition. Ah, what do you do for an evening to crochet spignattare bucolic!
However, this group of scoundrels suffraggette had coined a motto for New Year's Eve Pops, abstinence throughout the year.
Now, apart from the bad slogan of creative inspiration, the idea was awkward in itself, in short, imagine how many other women (perhaps in a life of abstinence) could take advantage of a bunch of horny males in search of a hole where any the fledgling park bored ... and of course our little girl is not just that it was Claudia Schiffer.
Manu, in fact, appalled by this laxity and indolence this work typically southern wasted no opportunity to tell the world that the South, among so many lazy, someone is working. The New Year's Eve. Another strike that!
shame, really, that Oscar was missing a certain "vision" of things ... in short, change specialization at the last minute is never good! Fuck! It takes, like, a certain capacity to manage change ... and then, sorry, from that world and the world stray bullets do business? I
some women just do not understand: they are always a big mess to overcome the men and then I fall for the "possible fraud". What a waste of talent!
Fortunately, dear Manu, you'll have plenty of time to rifarti kit hereditary ... maybe stripes. But fear not, I will pray for you: Santa Maria Capua Vetere, think about you. Amen.
The gentle maiden nella foto - di cui potete apprezzarne i morbidi lineamenti e quel sorriso magistralmente celato sotto quell’aria da leggiadro Pittbull mescolata con quello di certe maliarde spagnole la notte prima della corrida – si chiama Manuela Terracciano.
La sua biografia ufficiale la vede, sin dalla tenera età di 7 anni, impegnata fattivamente a lavorare nell’azienda di famiglia… e questo a scapito di una sana educazione religiosa che le avrebbe consentito di girare il mondo a cavallo di una paio di comodissime infradito in pelle.
Le cronache del tempo la immortalano, 8 anni dopo, per le vie dei Quartieri spagnoli alla ricerca di una buona estetista capace di eliminare dal suo volto quella sottospecie di manubrio di folte eyebrows and that set of counterfeit designer bags at the base of the eye. You know, working on never taking a moment he goes to meet annoying blemishes including obesity psychosomatic level A (Aridaglie magnificent as my little one!)
past the age-old question of schools, the saccharine Manu is convinced by his father (behind lavish pocket money) to enter the holding Chez Mariano, initially as a simple secretary officer to the switchboard and the disappearance of an impressive number of pastarelle the tray break-lounge.
Soon, thanks to the innate qualities of forced persuasion, began to prefer more activity, say, female, including the transcription of SMS in linguaggio cifrato, passando – in men che non si dica - al settore “pizzini & intimidazioni”; settore certamente più confacente a quel suo prodigioso talento creativo, ma soprattutto alla sue mise da camionista incazzata nonché a quell’aria da bava alla bocca circondata da orecchie, naso e bocca.
Grazie al suo indomito spirito di sacrificio e agli straordinari risultati di performance, nel 2005 - a soli 19 anni - viene premiata dalla Repubblica Italiana quale Cavaliere del lavoro per aver organizzato la più grande campagna intimidatoria per la regione Campania e per aver consegnato personalmente più di 1500 pizzini nell’arco di 24 ore, saltando a piè pari colazione, pranzo e dinner. When you say female self-denial!
A year later, caught by the divine fire for mis-knowledge (in the South no one know anything about anything) is part of the Faculty of Arts, University Federico II, peremptorily deciding to send fuck the philosophy and focus only on letters: letters blackmail, threatening letters, letters to the plastic Christmas, letters of dismissal and white philology obituary. Imagine, within a couple of months he wrote at least five hundred, some of which have entered the history of the Pulitzer Prize. Here is the most famous: "Today has failed Furfarielli Pasquale, known to the underworld by the nickname O 'Previdente. The relatives and friends all remember him for one of its best I do not believe in an afterlife, however, always carry spare underwear with me. "
Last year, bored by the pace too slow and the routine operation begins to move towards a new renaissance that will see training in the field "use and misuse of weapons." Salvatore Papa could not desire better fate for his "uagliuncella and dad."
However, despite the good intentions of joining a very prestigious job profile, the whole operation sinking miserably, and this mainly because of wrong choice of the weapon. You know, The weapon has always been the preserve of women and she, to avoid possible charges with the justice system, it decided to get a job at Circque du soleiel tasks pitcher with knives, actively contributing to the extinction of all whore-all- thighs-and-tits-moulin-rouge-style purposely to keep from making a firm target. And so, between a funeral and another, decides to throw himself headlong into the lap of firearms.
The days pass quickly, the months and seasons follow one another so electrifying in robberies, murders and score-settling, and our Manu-hearted (she hated the pain ... This was specialized in the "coup de grace" the neck), despite indications of marksmanship, stops a moment to practice at the shooting range. It is rumored that should spend no less than 14/15 hours between profiles of paper and human subjects. Strange to say, however, does not feel fully realized. We women, we all know, we gently complicated, more and more excited ... let it be! In short, he feels that there is still one final step to achieving dell'agognata perfection ... and then she would be happy. As blame her? And besides it's too easy to hit a sitting target ... in short, and it takes?!
His dream was in fact hit the target without taking aim ... not easy to do, you will agree? But
One day, fate decided to run towards.
Naples, in December 2008. Preparations were preparing for the new year, and a group of mothers - tired of being sodomized by their husbands for free, even during religious holidays - devised a Machiavellian plan: call a "love strike" against those mascalzoncelli that would have disfigured the air on January 1 with a series of Chinese firecrackers not even good for blowing up a heart condition. Ah, what do you do for an evening to crochet spignattare bucolic!
However, this group of scoundrels suffraggette had coined a motto for New Year's Eve Pops, abstinence throughout the year.
Now, apart from the bad slogan of creative inspiration, the idea was awkward in itself, in short, imagine how many other women (perhaps in a life of abstinence) could take advantage of a bunch of horny males in search of a hole where any the fledgling park bored ... and of course our little girl is not just that it was Claudia Schiffer.
Manu, in fact, appalled by this laxity and indolence this work typically southern wasted no opportunity to tell the world that the South, among so many lazy, someone is working. The New Year's Eve. Another strike that!
shame, really, that Oscar was missing a certain "vision" of things ... in short, change specialization at the last minute is never good! Fuck! It takes, like, a certain capacity to manage change ... and then, sorry, from that world and the world stray bullets do business? I
some women just do not understand: they are always a big mess to overcome the men and then I fall for the "possible fraud". What a waste of talent!
Fortunately, dear Manu, you'll have plenty of time to rifarti kit hereditary ... maybe stripes. But fear not, I will pray for you: Santa Maria Capua Vetere, think about you. Amen.
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