The year 2008 ended with a flourish ... although the word "beauty" does not render exactly the idea of \u200b\u200bwhat I want to talk. The
2008 è stato l’anno dei primati… e dei neandertaliani, sì, insomma degli uomini-scimmia. Tra questi - tra quelli di sesso femminile - ha spiccato certamente lei: Brigitte Nielsen, ovvero la Lady Zeppelin degli anni ’80 per la sconcertante rassomiglianza delle sue protuberanze bovine con le generose forme aerostatiche.
Dopo un ventennio trascorso balzando da un letto all’altro dei più noti cerebrolesi muscoloidi di Hollywood, la danesina tutta tette e… e… e basta ha deciso di associarsi al club delle devote di Lourdes per chiedere un miracolo: tornare bella come a vent’anni. Non vorrei dire, ma io la Nielsen di vent’anni me la ricordo, eccome: era un mix anoressico di asse da stiro Seen in profile, style Dumbo ears, and teeth beaver style Chip and Dale. So it was, but I am not sure that she alluded to this in his draft physical rebirth. Yes, only that ... because of the rubbish that is leaking from the mouth can not think of any other variant.
Well, then you? He emigrated to the U.S. to make a fortune and there - after inspiration from the Foppa Pedretti for the anatomical hook - he stumbled and slammed into silicon legs Sly (still evident in confusion for the wide range of roles recited. Rambo Rocky, Rambo 2, Rocky 2, Rambo 3, Rocky 3, Rambo 4, Rocky 4 ... and so on up to old age).
After a couple of movies that have left traces in the basement of some unfortunate video library, the career of our cows ... er, two-legged cow began to undergo an "unpredictable" down ... and yes most times he had fought in the Oscar Meryl Streep.
council level "dig-dig to fifth husband, the fourth son and seventh in the cup size, Gitte was taken from the world of exact science defines as" intuition "... - Female, of course - better known as the square of the psychological circle (the circle is known is a full figure ... and she only has full breasts, because the brain is unfortunately a studio mackerel). She, in fact, no longer satisfied with her body mumbled neurologically ("thinking" is not a concept that belongs to her) like a physical rebirth that could give new momentum ... and I thought that a jump from the cliff could un'irta enough. Never despair, maybe one day decide to "pull" a shot in the head ...
We are all waiting impatiently for this day.
I'll tell you, is not that the news that Nielsen has impressed me, but since she has given so much trouble to tell the world his IQ (in deadly competition with that of Stone) ... why waste this opportunity to speak of the progress of intellectual regression "certain" women (shit, how many genitives!)? I am not referring of course to ordinary mortals, but only to those who have money to show that they are idiot ... because the money already eh are truly for all.
Anyway, I sat quietly on a vane of the PC, when I suddenly stumbled on the picture Of this creature (see above). No shock, mind you, just one question, which I can not even answer to "why?"
After several mental masturbations - accompanied by full-bodied orgasms creative - I have come to some formidable hypothesis:
1 - Why our heroine (who knows how to sniff it will accept such a contract) has all of a sudden decided to devote himself to cinema Gothic-style late-nineteenth-century positivist (the taste for the gorge still has a fan!)
2 - because the flesh is weak ... and most of sagging, drooping, and other pleasant adjectives relativistic. Good Einstein had fully understood the gravity of the unbeaten ... you feel like pulleys!;
3 - because the proceeds from the sale of excess fat can contribute actively to the construction of a mental health center for starlets bitches good only for silent cinema (art house that nostalgia!)
4 - because Playboy has already booked for an insert highly philosophical science entitled, such as: "Reminiscences of a teenage cow to its last attempt to get back on top sci-fi"
5 - because Sly has decided to make the sequel of the Mummy without spending a dollar for makeup and special effects;
6 - why - ultimately - their dicks are ... especially those idiots who will be able to draw on her imagination pedophile;
but mainly because the wolf whoops ... and Brigitte "howl".
And if you think this is the worst that we can wait ... you are in bell could rain!
Happy 2009!
Ps: tell your daughters and your mates do not do the same. Coldiretti has lost his appeal against quotas. The EC said that in Italy there are already too cows.
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